Taken at Tejas Park, Georgetown Texas
May 12, 2018
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
A Horse is a Horse
Once upon a time if you told
someone you were from Texas the first thing they asked was 'Where is your Horse?'
Now, you could probably find plenty of people from Texas who can only recognize a horse from seeing them on
Television. Get them up close and personal with a horse and they would probably
wet themselves. Horses can be mean, intimidating, smelly and down right
unpleasant. You can't just get on a horse and ride it like you would a bike.
They have personalities and they'll control you if you let them – I know this
from personal experience.
Everyone wants a pony when they're
growing up. Okay maybe not everyone but enough people do that ponies remain a
popular gift even today. I know I had a Shetland pony when I was a little boy.
Its name was Tiny and it was about as unpleasant as the stomach flu. My fondest
memory is of riding him one sunny summer afternoon when I was 5 or 6 years old
and he took off across the yard and headed straight for a peach tree. One of the
limbs caught me right across the chest, like you see in the movies and I was
hurled to the ground landing hard on my back. Tiny seemed to think this was
highly amusing and came trotting back to the scene of the crime and jumped over
me. I'll admit I gave Tiny a wide berth after that. In the end, we sold Tiny to
two girls I went to elementary school with – twin sisters named Randa and
Rhonda. I hope they had better luck with Tiny than I did.
Now, my brother and sister also had
horses. My brother had a horse named King and my sister had a horse named
Cherokee. King was an American Quarter horse that was about 16 hands high and
Cherokee was a black and white appaloosa that was about 14 hands. We also
boarded the neighbor's horse that was a green broke quarter horse named
Starfire. Once I recovered from the trauma of the Shetland pony, I decided horses had to be better. They're bigger, faster and I had hoped
better trained and behaved. This was not to be the case. That isn't to say I don't have
some fond memories of horseback riding though.
When I was around 8 or 9 years old
a local radio station was having a live remote to promote the opening of a Jack
in the Box about 2 miles from my house. They said that the first person to show
up on a horse would get a gold belt buckle that was a popular item given away
by the station. It was a country station of course. In any event, I quickly
saddled up the appaloosa and headed up the road. When I got to the grand
opening there were a bunch of people standing around, listening to the station
and enjoying the day. Apparently Cherokee thought it was pretty exciting as
well and took a dump right in the front door of the brand new Jack in the box.
I got my belt buckle but I heard them saying over the radio as I rode off that
the first person to show up with a shovel would get a T-shirt.
I went on to become a relatively
decent rider, I still got thrown on a regular basis, but I always got back on
and tried to show the horse I was boss. I had been asked to ride a horse that
had just been acquired by a friend of the family. It was a Tennessee walker
that they had bought from Louisiana
and had been told it was a gentle, well tempered horse. Well that may be but it
also knew how to throw a rider like a pro. I was taking it across the field at
a nice canter about to go to a gallop when instead of going forward I was going
up and down. Now I don't know what set him off but he was bucking like a saddle
bronco at the rodeo. I held on as long as I could but finally found myself
hanging from his neck with no chance of regaining a seat in the saddle. So I let go. I came down
hard and he came down harder – stepping squarely on my leg about 2 inches from
the family jewels. I lay there a few minutes, breath knocked out of me, leg
feeling half broken while the horse just stood there with the reins dragging
the ground while he quietly grazed on some fresh grass. Gingerly, I got up,
collected the reigns, got back on and rode him quietly around the pasture for a
few more minutes before taking him back to the barn to unsaddle him and rub him
down. I had a hoof shaped bruise on my leg for a couple of weeks after that but
it could have been worse. In any event, the owner of the horse had been
watching and he turned around and resold the horse a couple weeks later. He said
it was too spirited for him to have around.
Now, riding horses might look easy for the uninitiated but it takes some practice and control. Not everyone is willing to admit this. Case in point, I was riding my sisters horse barebacked (sans saddle) one afternoon and had ridden him over to my brothers house where a friend of his wife's was visiting. For some reason she had it in her head that if I could ride the horse bareback then surely she could too. Now, not to be impolite, but she was not a petite woman by any means and once she had mounted the horse it decided it didnt want to have anything to do with her and took off running. She started screaming. The horse started bucking. She started screaming louder. My brother, his wife and I just stood there laughing. The horse ran about 100 yards bucking all the time before he managed to catapult her into the air and send her crashing down on a suitably padded ass. She seemed utterly perplexed that no one had come to her rescue as she was screaming from the back of the horse. As it turns out, she was screaming my name but at the time we thought she was exuberantly screaming "Running, Running, Running."
Yeah, horses are great – but some of them are just great for making glue.
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